Guess you could say by now that I'm doing fine
Been fucked up all day but now I'm drinking wine

Drank too much last night now I'm a different man
Not to worry, carry on best I can

Surprise surprise, She aint leaving him
Surprise surprise, She still believes in him

and I know it sounds funny but it's a terrible thing
I know it sounds funny but it's a terrible thing
It might sound funny but love's a terrible thing to waste

It's fucked up, beyond belief, beyond my wildest dreams
Late at night can you hear a dying scream?

Early to rise, early to bed makes a man fucking dead
Will someone kill this gecko in my fucking head (my fucking head)?

Surprise surprise, She aint leaving him
Surprise surprise, She still believes in him

and I know it sounds funny but it's a terrible thing
I know it sounds funny but it's a terrible thing
It might sound funny but love's a terrible thing to waste

and I know it sounds funny, it's a terrible thing
I know it sounds funny but it's a terrible thing
It might sound funny but love's a terrible thing to waste